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Not Brian

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  • Birthday 01/01/1979

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    Brian P Jenkins
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  1. Got rid of my six year-old all-seasons for some proper Pilot Sport 4Ss and cruised around on these clouds in the awesome weather. I should have done this a long time ago.
  2. Literally nobody cares about bikes.
  3. tank of gas gets $12 more expensive buys $57,000 tesla
  4. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/member.php?u=7229
  5. man sometimes I murder a sixer and go browsing through the archived remember-when threads and weep a tear
  6. One time I was riding the school bus home and my buddy said he overheard his dad tell mum to suck his dick. I was like wtf does that do? He was confused too. Anyway, my family had a central vac system in the house but inside each hole in the wall were two lil metal nubs. The vacuum hose has a metal ring around the end that connects that circuit and turns on the vacuumage. So I thought that thing could suck my dick. But how do I get metal in there? First I tried fucking it with a spoon. That was goofy. It would turn on for a second but it didn't really feel great. I put the spoon back in the drawer and tried other various paper clips and shit. Never got it to work right.
  7. DEAL'S OFF Sent from my Nokia 3311 using DOS 6.0
  8. man idk it just slips out naturally.. can't put me on the spot
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