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History Lesson!

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.

Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.

Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting

around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.

 

That's how villages were formed.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization

and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals.
2. Conservatives.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer.

This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians’

which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter’) learned to live off the

Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing.

This was the beginning of the liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy,

group hugs, chardonnay wine, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to

divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

 

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest,

most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.

Liberals are symbolized by the jackass, for obvious reasons .

Modern Liberals like special-flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers

or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu,

and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women

have higher testosterone levels than their men.

 

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood,

group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime, baseball,

and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women.

Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,

construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives,

athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do

with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans.

That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America.

They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history

that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks!

Right after I forward this message.

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What do you do when you wake up in the morning and can hardly walk because your back is so jacked? When you do walk your totally out of alignment and all crooked.

You throw your leg over your chiropractic CBR and ride it for 525 miles and you start to feel better 😋. Your results may vary from mine. 
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What a difference between the CBR and Concours. I had to adjust my throttle inputs today. I can kind of ham fist the Concours and not upset much of anything. The CBR needs much smoother inputs. 

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New job.... I am an environmental health and safety specialist. I am deathly afraid of hights and ladders, so my second week I was challenged with "observing" a job...

So... I went up and across the cat walk..

After I went in the dryer to help clean... Took 3 days to poop again....

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16 hours ago, snot said:

New job.... I am an environmental health and safety specialist. I am deathly afraid of hights and ladders, so my second week I was challenged with "observing" a job...

So... I went up and across the cat walk..

After I went in the dryer to help clean... Took 3 days to poop again....

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Congrats on the new job!  To make you feel better: structural steel members used to make bridges, walkways, etc. are designed with an approximate 2 to 1 safety factor. 

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