* NICKNAMES:* - If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. - If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. *EATING OUT:* - When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. - None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. - When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. *MONEY:* - A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. *BATHROOMS:* - A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ... - The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. *ARGUMENTS:* - A woman has the last word in any argument. - Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. *FUTURE:* - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. - A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. *SUCCESS:* - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. - A successful woman is one who can find such a man. *MARRIAGE:* - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. - A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. *DRESSING UP:* - A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. - A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. *NATURAL:* - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. - Women somehow deteriorate during the night. *OFFSPRING:* - Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. - A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. *THOUGHT FOR THE DAY* A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it....And to the men who will enjoy reading