Simply Mel

1. Don't joke about one eyed hoes! They're already disadvantaged as they can't see you cumming... That's probably how she lost an eye in the first place.

2. Make sure you're "handlin' biz" that way, young Patrick won't feel the need to consult these mangy scalawags.

3. Tell him that if a whore did that to him, he needs to DEMAND a refund!

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