It appears the sole purpose of the vehicle is to proudly exclaim that you bought one "fully optioned", and to have some whizbang stuff on the inside. The car itself, the drivetrain and performance/longevity appear to be distant thoughts.
FWIW, here are the slowest selling cars at the moment, some with aggressive incentives.
Make Model Feb ’14 Average Days to Turn Feb ’14 Average Incentive
1 Fiat 500 148 $1,907
2 Buick Verano 143 $3,178
3 Chevy Sonic 138 $1,577
4 Cadillac ATS 137 $6,508
5 Volkswagen GTI/Rabbit/Golf 137 $1,963
6 Dodge Dart 124 $2,210
7 Hyundai Genesis 119 $3,145
8 Chrysler 300 – Series 114 $4,942
9 Chevy Tahoe 107 $7,377
10 Ford Flex 106 $4,502
Hopefully you can negotiate a good deal if nothing else.