Hey guys, I'm looking to sell Cliff. He's low mileage and gently used, kind of quiet and comes everything he needs. The PT Cruiser is available for purchase separately. I'm also willing to consider trades for boats, bikes, washers, your mother, your sister's mother, etc...I'm not picky. I'm not going to part him out, don't fucking ask.
I'm looking to get $47.63, some 70's smut films, and a pouch of Big League Chew for him, OBO of course.
Make me some offers, worst I can do is tell you to eat a dick.