Well I see the tables have turned my good sir, but I am not close to being out. I come at you on the pitbike, full speed, hit a miscellaneous object, and kamikaze myself at you. I will be yelling "JIHAD VIRGINS" at you as I fly through the air, putting you in a situation where you will be so shocked that you will not be able to move, and allowing my airborne attack to work to its fullest.
/Alex