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BadTrainDriver

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  1. Hate to hear that, buddy...he'll be waiting for you to play again in Heaven!!
  2. Proved she was a true blond...
  3. I bet they don't taste as good...but whatever floats your boat!
  4. Pennies to them...pennies...
  5. If you think animals don't play with their food...if for nothing else than to teach their young how to hunt...watch this. http://www.youtube.com/embed/uSSiRGIIjbg
  6. http://youtu.be/zlKpJvIrVaY And the angel of the lord came unto me. snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on High, and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. and he brought me into a Vast farmland of our own midwest. and as we descended, cries of impending doom arose from the Soil. one thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. and terror possessed me then. and I begged: angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams? and the angel said unto me: these are the cries Of the carrots. the cries of the carrot. you see, reverend maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to Them, it is the holocaust. and I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat with the tears of one million Terrified brothers and roared: hear me now, I have seen the light. they have a consciousness! they Have a life! they have a soul. damn you! let the rabbits wear glasses. save our brothers. can I get an Amen. can I get a haleluia. thank you, jesus. This is necessary. Life feeds on life. It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. you looked up at your sky. that made blue be your Color. you had your knife there with you, too. when you stood up, there was goo all over your Clothes. your hands were sticky. you wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. oh, Lord, why did everything have to keep changing like this. you were already getting nervous again. your Head hurt, and it rang when you stood up. your head was amost empty. it always hurt you when you Woke up like this. you crawled up out of your ditch, onto your gravel road, and you began to walk, Waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. you could see the car parked far down the Road, and you walked toward it. if God is our father, you thought, then satan must be our cousin. why Didnt anyone else understand these important things. when you got to your car, you tried all the doors. They were locked. it was a red car, and it was new. there was an expensive leather camera case Laying on the seat. out across your field you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. you Began to walk towards them. now red was your color. and of course, those little people out there Were yours, too. Now tell me carrots don't have feelings...
  7. How do you know vegetables don't feel pain? Have you ever been a vegetable?
  8. I care less than zero to listen to some bleeding heart activist talking about how I should eat, thank you anyway. What I am going to do is, walk into my kitchen and make myself a HUGE roast beef sandwich with pepper jack cheese and horseradish sauce. Before I put the meat on the bread, I"m going to stab it with a fork a few times...just to make sure it's dead, as it's pretty rare. MMMMMmmmmmm!
  9. I was going to respond to your first comment you made after mine...but after reading this, I'll not even bother.
  10. What people fail to comprehend while watching this is...it's FOOD! They are raised for FOOD! They are not pets. I mean, hell...if you're going to fret over a cow getting it's throat cut so it bleeds to death, or a chicken dunked in boiling water while it's still alive, then I'm going to cry when you pull a carrot out of the ground, or run over corn with those big green tractors. Vegetables are alive too!! Don't kill my vegetables that way...boohoo... Jesus fuck.
  11. 3:12...that male chick is flipping the bird! Get it...flipping the bird! LMFAO!!! Meat, because it tastes good...
  12. And here I thought you were talking about your pussy again...
  13. The damage is front driver fender, turn signal, headlight, and repair door. I got an estimate from Rifes in Grandview today...$1800. I'm going to get a few more before committing. Thanks for the tips guys!
  14. Well Motherfucker... Coming home from work at 2:30AM, 2 lane road, one deer crosses in front of me from my right to left, I failed to see the second one(idiot mistake after working 16hrs.), BAM...there goes my driver side fender! It's not too bad, didn't even dent the hood or bust the headlight...but the driver front fender and turn signal is smashed. I'll be paying out of pocket, liability only coverage, 1998 Subaru Impreza. I'm not looking for the best place in Columbus...more like a compromise between quality work and reasonable prices. I'm all ears for suggestions. Thanks!
  15. I wonder how much he makes a year compared to the strickers....
  16. Somebody needs to be held accountable? How the fuck about your legs?? Gift of God? Nigga please! Sadly, typical...
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