CattaniAFJ

"Why don't you chrome the rims? They look so much cooler with chrome rims..."

Link? I'm lazy

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHALLENGE TO ALL ASPECTS OF LIFE!? What the fuck is going on over here?!

This kid is a fucking tool - and helps me pass my time at work with reading............all of the 10000000x better posts by the guys that keep this place extra awesome.

www.assfaultjunkies.com?

I kid, I kid. Don't anybody go getting their panties in a twist just yet.

I lol'd

you should race mustang gt for higher stakes than that. Surely, your dignity is worth at least tree fitty

and nobody cares how fast you went on 270. You're still just another slow two bit jack ass til you're sponsored by monster energy like grapesmuggler is.

fucking rep right here.

Wow...just wow.

I'm 26 - been riding since I was about 18 off and on. There's a few guys in our group over 40 that rail the fuck out of the backwoods.

^^^Epic^^^

vader, no question

"Yes, stopping gets him a Misdemeanor instead of a felony. Or a wreck. Or a wreck, with a felony stapled to it.

Or a wreck, followed by a damn good nightsticking, followed by 3 months in hospital getting your legs and arms duct-taped back on, followed by a week or two in jail with a VERY lonely and VERY friendly guy called "Big Meat", followed by a roller-coaster ride through the court system where the judge winds up being the officer's 2nd cousin and is gonna make you pay for the blister the officer got on his finger during the nightsticking, then 6 months in prison wearing nothing but kool-aid dyed boxers and missing your front teeth. Then when you get out your wife has divorced you and married the officer. And the officer is now riding your bike.

I'll take the misdemeanor. :D"

That could be one of the best posts I've seen on here since LBTS GLWS FTMFW!!!!!one!!

That's a nice looking house.

If you have anyone interested that doesn't have an LO yet, feel free to shoot me their info and I'll get them pre-approved. (I know, shameless plug).

That answer would definitely be expected from you.

See Nick, Cattani sides with you, thus you're wrong.

You're a fucking dick.

But, I also stand corrected. Fuck. OR jackhole 1 - Cattani 0

Just saw this one. Its 2. Not difficult at all. Just 2.

^This^

But it depends on what model...one is 850 and the other two are 830.

Mine sucks due to my purchasing a home when I was 20 and getting laid off from my job about 4 mos after that. Ever since, I've done almost everything in cash, so I don't have a lot of stuff on there to support a higher score.

FYI, the average that I see in OH (I'm a loan officer) is around 695ish.

leave it to some goofy broad....someone should send her ass back to the Kitchen

This.

Yeah, good idea.......as a joke, tell your boyfriend that people are potentially dying.

I threw a handful of rocks at a cop car at about 5, definitely got my ass whooped for that one.

Pushed my 8 year old brother off our roof (I was 10).

Told my youngest brother that he was adopted (age 4)...I was about 9 or so.

Told my youngest brother that he was actually an alien and his alien parents were coming back to pick him up after dinner and he better say goodbye to our mom when he was 4. (About a week after the one above.)

There's more, but those are some of the pretty bad ones.

fucking idiot

I'd sign em.

That is a sexy looking ride

AGATT.

Aggressive rides = helmet, A* SP2 gloves, sidi boots, AGV full leather suit

Commute = helmet, A* SP2 gloves, sidi boots, A* Stunt2 leather jacket, Scorpion deuce over pants

They're lucky Charlie's crazy instincts didn't kick in to protect his shit! Gotta be careful with tiger's blood...

You had me at "taint"

The geishan mormon

Hey, Goddammit! I already had the Jerry McGuire quote in this thread!!!