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katrider45140

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  1. Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker Dude are all walking together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Biker says, 'I am very curious.

    Please tell me more about this wall.'

    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says,

    “Fill it with water!"

  2. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

    'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'F*ck', the Rottweiler ate him!'

    The teacher wet her pants laughing.......

  3. hahaha no. but i did want to go in and look. they were sitting in the back.

    i just want to know how do they get that truck back there? there is no driveway.. other then whats in the pic and no tire marks going to the house.!!

  4. well what was messed up with this tag was.. after getting th tag.. i was gona take the next one to the loveland castel. but figured the road going to it was outa my league.. then we went to leave and my bike blows the ignition fuse and had me running circles trying to figure it out.. then i post my tag and its the 13 th post!!!.. awell... time to find my next tag.:banana:

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