Mr. Garrison's.... Capeable of 300mpg and speeds of over 200mph.... The Vehicle called "IT" 
The throttle is a dildo on the left, steering dildo on the right, and a dildo up front for the turn signals, and one that is a Self Inserting Anal Dildo for... stabilization..... 
I GIVE YOU "IT" 
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/RhettMalo/IT.jpg