phil

At least CR has events that don't fail and I don't have to seek "advice" on how to hold an event. I'll remember this next time you come crying to me about how to hold an event. I can see now why you were "fucked" by two tracks if it's anything the way you approach people.

 

I race when I can, and do it well in my car. You suck at driving, that's a known fact, and why you're afraid to race at an actual track.

 

Don't feed me your bullshit about how YOU are a racer and can set shit up. You can't race, you won't race, and anyone with half a wit can "set something up", you being the prime example.

 

The events "that others pay for" is because they do race, and don't just talk about it. You tried setting up an event at two tracks and failed miserably. I don't seem to have that problem going on eight years now.

 

Pick up an issue of HPP in a few months and just tell me how I only race at my own events. Better yet, shut your cockhole and put your money where your mouth is.

 

I don't just talk about racing, I do it. Can you say the same?

HMMMM... You, your wife, and this website are a cancer to racing. You don't realize how big of a joke this site & you are in the community. You damn near cried when you saw how big our event was getting. You blamed Chris Lane for your issue. No one likes you, FACT. I was told 100x that if CR was apart of my event, people wouldn't show up. How fucking pathetic is that? I still offered you a chance to go in, you low balled me an offer so ridiculous that I wanted to walk away. I didn't, and had to sit in your home and listen to you cry about how everyone likes me and no one supported you. There is a reason no one supports you, You are not real. You are a whiny, overly angry, self proclaimed king dick. Your car is an outdated piece of shit, hate to be the first one to say it to your face, but your shits garbage. Yeah it runs good, but its a pile still, you got butt hurt and made up every excuse in the book when Steve shit on your own record, over and over. You even went to the track that night to get it back, but your life sucks so bad it didn't work out. Thank god Wagner, Linn, and sam still post racing videos of racing. Thats about the only racing that gets done anymore.

I do race. Quite a few people on here run in different styles of racing. Phil, you don't race.

 

You need to lay off the "CR doesn't race" bullshit before I take that Straight Line Promotions and shove it up your ass.

straight line promotions has more on topic conversations about racing this summer alone than cr has had since 08. You only race at your own events that you have everyone else pays for. Perks of being the boss but you're a glory time driver, I would use the word Racer loosely when it pertains to you

:no:

Touche.

I used the term race car loosely. My wagons not a "RACECAR" but it's the car that I like to race..

BECAUSE RACEWAGON

I do recall a Certain DJ's WRX stomping on some people a few years back.

 

Since were talking about "CRED" what exactly are you racing lately FILL? According to your own words you don't have a desire to even get your race car racing.

My car, is by no means a race car. Its a junk pile being tossed together when Im not busy doing other things, but I still have been 100% envolved in the race scene this yr, like every yr. I snap my fingers and I can set an event up just like that. If it is really needed for me to race, its not hard to do. You dont want the car done any sooner than I do, you would just be handing over your lunch money

Duplicolor BEEEOTCH!!!!

 

I don't even have that car anymore .

I only do it to drag you into the conversations lol :gabe:

If I am entitled to anything, it's because I have earned it. You rappin on me because I "don't contribute" is like Lil Wayne saying Grandmaster Flash did nothing for hip hop. You want a better site, that's all about "racing"? Do any search for "Columbusstreetracing" or "raceclub", those are two fine examples of "evolutionary" success in the racing site world. Tell me Fillup, have YOU ever indulged yourself non-racing topics? You HAVE? Oh Heavens, see how the mighty have fallen!

 

You would fuck a drunken goat, you backwards ass crack baby. Let's stop pretending you wouldn't.

Comeback rating: 5/10

You were on the verge of something there, it was at the end, but your opening rant was just garbage. You want some cred on your stay here on CR? Lets make this clear, you have been on this site and no one has ever once mentioned you + racing. You are salt in the pepper shaker big man, a cow in the horse stable, a frog in the fish tank. I can easily hold a conversation about a million other topics, but I came to a " Racing" site to talk racing. Other forums have been quite succesful when kept on topic, but CR is the only place where you can start a racing subject, and every fat fuck with a prius wants to argue spelling and grammer. I can easily pull the 4 ugliest bitches that i have let suck my balls, and the worst one is still better looking than the baddest bitch you jerk off to. LETTUCE BE HONEST, when is the last time a woman ( without being paid) has lifted that sloppy, sweaty, stomach up to see what is under there? My guess, minimum, 5 years.

Fill, turn off your computer before you hurt yourself.

 

You didn't laugh at anything I said because you are too dumb to understand anything I said. Kenny may be a troglodyte, but at least he get's the jokes.

 

Also, you have to be the very epitome of stupid to misunderstand that it was KENNY's join date that was being referenced there.

 

Back on your fucking porch, kid. If I need any "slump busters" banged, I'll give you a call.

Too dumb? I think not you heavily overweight turd. I only call you a turd cause you aren’t shit. You parade around here like you have some "O.G" entitlement. Yourself legendary status on this site is really not as special as you presume. Yes you are a ninja with the keyboard, but you are on a racing site( i use these words loosely round here) and have nothing to contribute to the focus of what the site should be about. You are the reason CR isn't better, if we could move you fat, sloppy, key strokers out of here, there would be 20 members that actually promote the theme of this site, and the avg weight would drop 350 lbs. I may be a slut, but no matter how slutty I am, I wouldn’t fuck anything that you have had a conversation with. EVER.

Not only do I expect people to judge me, I DESIRE for them to. That is, essentially, what e-battles like this are all about. Right now, the judgment of the people is that I am a funny and smart asshole, and you...are just an asshole. Go ahead, ask around, I'll just chill here and wait.

 

I believe that like I believe that Nixon was "Not a Crook".

 

It is really cute how you are spinning this like you were trying to incite something with me the whole time. As If I was just waiting for a Kennypowers troll to come along to hit it. I was bored and CB was dead, and you happened to step on your dick in front of everyone. All I have been doing is leading the "Pointing and laughing" contingent since this whole thing popped off. Besides, you aren't smart enough for that shit. Nothing you have said in any of your posts in this thread is any smarter or more developed than anything else you have ever said on CR, I just happened to notice it at last. LOL @ "member since 2003", and I am just now noticing you are here.

 

Kenny and his crew...

 

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/bmn_electricboogaloobreakin2-splash_zps7cc7271b.jpg

are you still waiting? if so then you have no outside life... Im just saying, btw, I didnt laugh at anything you said so you cant be that funny. I would also like to point out, anyone that states their membership join date (ANYONE) should choke on a .45. Having a members only jacket for the class of 03' , is as cool as thornes rhyno painted shit box.

JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER, FUCK MY ABS LOOK FLAWLESS

 

What happened to the street racing topic...

CR is what happened to racing... CR is not about real racing,CR is about HP#s, gardening, people letting out zoo animals, and the shitty chatbox. CR is the farthest thing from racing. This is Columbus Recreational.

Here is what I have summerized from this disaster:

A. I can make a thread, and you lonely dick grabbers will make this shit 10 pgs long

B. Jones, If you never lined up against John then you didnt beat him. Clearly you dont know how racing works. Why show you oppenent your full hand before the contest? Im sure Urban Meyer sends his playbook to Michigan every yr.

C. Comparing checks on cr is the 2nd lamest thing since FSS twinkie pic

D. The trolling has been had here, feelings and emotions spilled over like a chick not knowing her period is coming.

E. Patterson loves to mushroom stamp Dozzer, I seent it. :masturboy:

F. Phils DSM LOL ( Junk Pile from Hell)

G. Sams abs motivate me to work out.... I want white abs

I'd hate to reinforce the stereotype he has formed of me.

I know how much he hates stereotypes...

LOL stereotypes

I personally love a good bose stereo, great qaulity, a little pricey, but hey you get what you paid for....AMIRITE?

I could be mistaken, due to my admitted lack of time at 1/4 mile tracks, but I do believe your white race car on slicks lost to my 4 door soccer mom "girly car" with a stock 3.0L V6.

 

Again, given I don't do much 1/4 mile racing, I could be mistaken, but I thought that was your hoopty. Maybe in the next 10 years I can make it out to another 1/4 mile event, when I'm not doing racing that requires turning and braking.

 

I have no issue with you, but you seem to have formed a rather odd opinion of me. As if I hail from some Country Club in New Albany. Certainly you know nothing of my life, where I come from or who I am. I'm not participating in the Tim VS John debate, I'm not here to judge how "hood" you are, or your life and choices. We're all here to make the best we can out of our lives for us and our families. Do your own thing..

Only a chach like you would respond with such responsibility! grow some man nuts in your tight ass khakis and tell that ghetto hillbilly how you really feel.. CALL HIM A WIGGER!!! isnt that what rich white people call poor white people? :fuckyeah:

So you have no running car currently? How close is it if so? I know this feel, bro.

the jetta runs fine :dumb:

the dsm is close enough to swallow the bullet, but i dont like the taste of lead and metal. Plus vacations are so much easier than turning wrenches and busting knuckles.

If i was in a serious hurry, it could be done in about a week, but im in no hurry, and no real incentive to spend another $2500

Too rich for my blood. I've spent almost 5k on Max in the last 4 months. How about $20 or a hug?

thats why I stopped working on the dsm. Id rather enjoy my life vs buying go fast parts and eating pb& j sammiches.

I would call out fill Filbo to a 1/8th dig. I have a lovely spot just up the street from me.

lock it in son.... I need atleast $50 set aside to even make an appearence.

I have the fastest jackstand racer here in Columbus...

doubt it...:fuuuu:

If it were...

Who would you call out?

Who would you want to see race?

would you run 1/8 or 1/4?

Are sams abs worth the price of admission? :masturboy:

Would fat shit stay out of the sand pits?

Is anthonys car fast? ( Gray or Green? )

Would Cordell come out of retirement?

Fastest pushed car? My DSM, WIGGINS lambo, or ImStock2?

What would make a more entertaining fight? KennyFnPowers vs Jones, or any minority vs Tim (PDGP or whatever)

I just had the grumpy cat smile.... Im so happy right now

http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh574/pwoodland1/happygrumpycat.jpg

Sorry for expecting someone that is posting in a thread to know what the fuck everyone is talking about? God forbid I tell someone to inform themselves.

Not everyone follows this thread like a twitter account like you. I can easily say I haven't read 3/4 of this thread.

Where?

coming up 71 at 345- 4pm. I work in Grove City so I see you pass me while I wait at the 71 exit that is always backed the fuck up

Aka.....it will never be done....

Prolly not :fa: