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bruce willis would you rather get your taint papercutted every 2 hrs for the rest of your life or spend 5 years in prison

bang get these out of here

no what is this the 1800s?

not funny at all really.

wearing vibram 5 fingers doesnt help shit, especially if your feet are f'd up. ive tried em and its just like walking in bare feet.

underwear would you rather floss with jones' pubes or have ginger pee in your eyeball?

gape will be the gaper not the gapee

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Gape Would you rather be banned from CR for life or Lick pauls dick once.

i would easily have the lightbulb blow up in my ass would you rather eat nothing but jello pudding for the rest of your life or get your asshole honed out by paul for 3 weeks straight, no pee breaks either

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well, id say b cause your not getting the dick, but you're getting aids either way. you fail leigh. would you rather get your eyeballs spackled shut by the homeless radio voice dudes load or suck a fart out of hugh heffners crusty deflated asshole

theres a new balance store at easton if thats what you are looking for. I know they are one of the only brands that offers widths.

that place off 270 sucks dick and you have to be a member to get good deals.

Well, there you have it folks. 5 questions with Skinner. Thank you Skindawg.

Im 8 months from the end of my first enlistment. Idk if ill re-up or not.

? get orthotics, then normal neutral running shoes. put the orthotics in.

a cause b would never end would you rather get face deep in a blue waffle for 10 mins or take A2M from Igor

bof

Goat would you rather have your dick crushed from a cinder block that fell 20 feet or have keyboard cat playing at 2% volume in your head for your entire life.

Facefucked because I could never imagine having to stop my sexual conquests. Get jacked off with 80 grit sand paper by richard simmons and have him rub aids water into it. You don't know th outcome for 6 months and your chances of aids are 50/50 Or Get your asshole blown out by a 12 guage shotgun, and it takes 5 anal reconstruuctive surgeries to repair.

wow. phil, ill defer to you. how much fail has been generated in this thread?

doesnt even look that interesting? looks like a normal forum.

next victim, answer bobs question.

In this installment of "5 questions with", I interview Skinner, aka Shawn aka biggdaddy biggnutts 1. Shawn how did you go about having triplets? Did you just bust one really big nut or try to conceive 3 times and they all happened to work? 2. If you had a banhammer in your Moderator-Tool-Satchel-of-Badassery, who would you ban and for what reasons? 3. What is your #1 favorite food, and drink? If you say Cane's or anything to do with Cane's sauce or crinkle cut fries, I will punch you in your choad. 4. If you meet anyone from all of history and punch their choad, who would it be? 5. What advice do you have for all the 20 somethings on CR?