Farkas

Probably? I'm not a complete fucking retard like some of these people.

Man + Jar on floor Man sit on jar Jar break in ass Man pauses(probably oh shitting) Blood everywhere. Trying to pull jar out of ass END.

holy shit.. uhhhh, that dude probably died. I have seen much worse though. The hostages that got their throats slashed by some dudes made me a little sick to my stomach.. I can still hear the guys try to scream with their heads half hanging off.

Seconded.

crybaby.. you're just mad shanton got them first.

LOL, PETA really offered only 1,000 dollars? For real.. seriously? I would love to hand each member of PETA a nickel and say, "here, go kill yourself."

I love one wipers.

Wal-mart or target has them in Easton.. my step-mom just bought one.

I guess you could say I could see it coming not only for me, but for everyone else there as well, lol. What's the word going around?

Thorne, I sent out payment but have not yet recieved them.. what's going on? lol

Job Security- It's why I left Saturn as an Advisor.. there was absolutely no feeling of security there.

When/Where.. I'll bring the rain.

It's so hard to even look at this picture, let alone read it.

Gotta get through me first Jay/Kay.. but we should run on a secluded track at some point.

Just about everywhere I sat and ate at in Germany/Switzerland serves you a shot glass of Ouzo with a frozen grape in it. I guess it's an appetizer type thing they do before you order food.

I about died laughing watching this one

Ouzo.. It just tastes like Black Licorice and gets you fucked up.

China has them.

Ugh, again!?

I really don't buy a lot of parts for my corolla from online businesses because they usually have nothing for my application/car. Most of it is found by online auctions such as Ebay and Classified sections on the forums. My VW is another story, I have one place I specifically shop at: http://www.ECStuning.com - VERY wide selection of parts/tools that I need with decent prices and they have a good knowledge about everything they have to offer. No preference on looks and etc of the site, however it is very easy to navigate.

I still think the first gen iPhone is better than the 3G.

hey, I'm not taking the chance of getting banned.

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso I'm-a give it to you now Who like my chopstick hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow If you wanna see me eat Jell-O I never seen nothin' like you before I can kick you higher than you can kick me I can kick you way up into a tree Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang? Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA? Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life You will fall down and break a leg Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't but I like fried rice and I got lice Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice Delivery is free but not from me I always charge a dolla fifty fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA! War when I hit you with the shit do a split Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu Want my buffet? You f**king gay, ah Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the f**k away Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits HHHAAAAAAAAI-YAH! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch Everything cost a little bit So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong I can get you and tackle you take you never see me When I get you and make you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye And if you wanna come on in You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA Can't be tamed I got shit to control your brain and it's called Egg Foo Yung, and Lo Main So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH! No wok tow ung di day HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh? huhhhuhu huh

Creamofsumyunguy?

..or fapping to pie.