Orion

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No. If I have to explain, it isn't funny. I assure you, the rest of us get it.

Right then, carry on.

Then you are even dumber than Cordell. "He asked for a "13", but they drew a "31".....

Two bad, I have a friend that is looking for a new tatu artist.

Sensuous here, what's your take on this sarcasm? Not trying to be Halapeno business, but how long have you had these Spidey scentses?

I sensai disruption, also.

First, allow me to answer your questions; I found this pic by searching for the phrase "CR Phil Sexual Health". I was surprised by the various and sundry pics that Google returned to me, but I felt this one was the most relevant. I had intended to create a thread just for you based on those results, but here I found just the right forum. Turns out, the pic also applies to the current, "un-aPhilliated" topic, as well. Your phrase of the day is "double entendre". As to the second, I can only assume that growing up in a home where my parents, despite their flaws, actually loved me and wanted me to succeed in life has helped to develop in me a confidence and self-assurance that allows me to be myself, without fear that the fear, respect, and envy of those around me will pressure me to change. Although I am intimately familiar with sarcasm, I am not convinced that you can grasp the concept, so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that the rest of your post is genuine. To that end, I appreciate your compliments, and hope that you will continue to enjoy my witty and timely banter.

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I actually dig some of that. I like the fireplace, and the outdoor entryway. I especially like the stone.

That.....is gross. Tapioca?

That's actually more "Dork" than "Nerd". Irresistable is not just a physics term, however. Edit: Ah, you ninja edited on me!

I think you would have to compensate me to the tune of about three times your original offer, just to cover that little caveat.

"Unstoppable force" is like a train. "Irresistable force" is like Phil pheremones (phileromones?) to a loose lipped sloot.

ORLY?

Another outstanding post from the chin-nut gallery. Which explains most of the shit in the Kitchen pretty neatly, I'd say.

Turrble.

Possible. Either way you went on that though, I would be hating on my own "people". Maybe they would be more like Pakistan and India.

The Hal vs. Phil argument is one of quality vs. quantity. Sort of like Cold War United States Vs. Soviet Union, except that they would both be third world countries.

Actually, I beleive it was Hal, and despite my feelings that even that was a stretch, Hal is several levels above our resident slump buster.

As an "Old Skool" OG, I suppose you remember that for a few years there, you were posting in "MY" Kitchen? As in, it was called "DJ's Kitchen".

Yes. To both questions.

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7 year member, 450 posts. Your own personal contribution has been noted. Thank you for attempting to keep your drivel from bothering us.