Orion

Don't get me wrong, the outfit is "Orion Approved". I love girls in thigh highs.

The double triple. Shazam.

Phil, trying to keep up is making you look worse. You would be doing yourself (not to mention the rest of us) a favor if you just read the board and did not try to contribute. Don't you have a pile of roast beef to go stick your dick in or something?

So, we have at least two intelligent and witty folks bantering about, multiple pics of smokin hawt girls, trolls getting owned, WoW being made fun of... CR, you are welcome. Please pay your respects as you leave.

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Now we all know that is some bullshit, because I am the only black dude to ever play D&D. EDIT: I just remembered that Gabe rode the short bus. It's entirely possible that there weren't any black folks on it with him.

I always try to get as deep as possible myself.

Our crew, from back in the day.

I wouldn't say "can't" so much as "chooses not to". I heard you got hit by three zebras and a monkey...equally true?

I wanna be like Mike.

True story.

Sheeeeit "nukka", Half of the wikipedia article on Menzo was submitted by me. I was actually looking through artist renditions of Drizzt, and oddly enough, if you DID have purple skin and some big pointy ears, you could totally add him to your cosplay menagerie. Lost on everyone but you, John. There can be no argument that Paul loves to eat nuts, but not of the "pea" variety.

Where did you get this picture of me!?!?! DID YOU HACK MY LAPTOP CAMERA!!!???? If you did, guess that means you know about me and your mom then. And your girlfriend. And your sister.....

Once again, you have proven that your THAC0 would require a thirty sided die for an NPC like Paul to even have a chance of critting you, but I am not Paul. I was chatting with R.A. Salvatore last night, and he said that a light orange colored metro was definitely not what he had in mind when he was creating the Esteemed Mr. Do'Urden. Suave you may be, as well as informed on the subject matter, but a Dark Elf, you are not. Maybe more Stygian, from the Conan lore....

...Free to shop Wal-Mart in your pajama pants, free to sire children, thus single handedly proving Darwin wrong, free to use your Nextel pahone as walkie talkie whilst in line at the quickie mart buying smokes and mt. dew....

You are free in all the ways that I am not. Free to be a troll, free to feel inferior and be correct in that feeling, free to read other parts of CR that won't involve the rest of us making you look more stupid than you already do.... I wish I had those freedoms.

Where do you get off calling yourself a "Dark Elf"? You wouldn't know "Dark Elf" if you ran into it in a dark alley (and you better hope you don't, cause Brian Carter is not fond of racism) and got shot in the chest by an arrow of Audi slaying +3 by it. Rolling a new toon does not give you the power to break the game, Mr. T. (Night Elf Mohawk? Please.) And also, give me all your level 99 gear, since you're not using it anymore.

That's not even Hot. No offense, but if you are going to show me a pic of your lady's knee, I am not going to be impressed.

No one deserves to deal with a child who is suffering. Here is hoping that she gets well completely, and soon.

Everytime you do this, I love you a little more, Jess. And also, I would be into doing some exploring as well. I went to school at Ft. Hayes. Lots of good places to romance your teenage g/f in all of those buildings, but I can tell you some crazy stories about things we saw/heard/experienced looking for a quiet place to fool around in HS.

Like, as in, more stupid than you already act? You keep telling us that you are the same on here as you are out and about, and then you come back with "You guys don't know me". So, which is it? Are you REALLY the same dude all the time (Not likely), or are you just like every other degenerate that surfs CR? Playing down to your level, allow me to break this down for you in a "choose your own adventure book" style. If it is the latter, than let me amend my statement to read "Cordell acts like a whiny douche on CR, but he may be a decent dude IRL". If it is the former, then my statement would more accurately be read "Cordell IS a whiny douche." Keep it real, bruh.:dumb:

I would need your number, sir.

Can you post a pic of this?

I live in Groveport, game time is at 4pm.

Less conversation, more pics of hot chicks celebrating St. Paddy's day.