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Orion

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  1. This thread is so full of win that even Thorne got in a good one. Awesome.
  2. Dude, as long as you weren't wearing tassled loafers and crew socks, we're cool.
  3. I would like to patently deny that I have ever knowingly had Juicy swinging from any of my nut hairs.
  4. http://assets.vice.com/content-images/article/cry-baby-of-the-year/acc62367c40e198605524be06a419c28_vice_670.jpg
  5. Remind me never to do crime with any of you "admitting" motherfuckers.
  6. Orion

    Salty Audi...

    Jones, pretend I don't speak "Audi" and enlighten me as to what "S-Tronic" is.
  7. Fucking LOVE that video. "Is that your Grandma's coat?"
  8. Quoted for posterity. Anyone else want to speak out for the "small cock" segment of CR? For the record, no woman I know shares your opinion.
  9. Orion

    Salty Audi...

    I'm sure it's dope.....for an auto. If it doesn't have three pedals, in my opinion, you may as well be riding a bicycle.
  10. I would take the lambo, sure, but that truck says "I have a small dick" at decibel levels closing in on a tornado siren. Ignorant.
  11. Orion

    Salty Audi...

    Only comes in auto-tragic? What a downer. Like taking a ten to bed only to find out she has the herp.
  12. That'll buff right out. OP, it's unfortunate, but I can't help but think "shady". I believe you have earned yourself a stereotype.
  13. Um....that was fuckin dope.
  14. Orion

    Fill's Story

    Lol. "Orion" is a little tougher to use, eh? Thats a good one, though.
  15. Orion

    Fill's Story

    Hope he's doin alright though. :-)
  16. Orion

    Fill's Story

    He's pretty much a fillistine to the rest of us now. Persona non Grata.
  17. Orion

    Fill's Story

    They ran off together. Last I heard they were living in Filladelphia, hiding out like a couple xenofiles.
  18. Orion

    Fill's Story

    And that was all he needed to hear. Dude was pulling like he was working uphill.
  19. Orion

    Fill's Story

    He wasn't hearing it though, especially since she let slip that she was currently "unaphilliated" with anyone...
  20. Orion

    Fill's Story

    Well, she was lapping up the attention, and we were like, "uh-oh, someone better phil her in on dudes condition"
  21. Orion

    Fill's Story

    This server we had was really cute, but seemed really young. Well, no way thats stopping our boy, dude has some pedofillic tendencies, to be certain.
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