Orion
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He was so talkative, thought, that we couldn't get him to shut up and eat. He kept phillibustering his own damn meal!
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About that time, the food was getting done. Of course, we had the philet.
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"Do not philch the pooty from an unclean Filly."
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Told him to "Phile that under lessons learned;"
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Only chance he's getting laid now is if he takes up necrofillia. He got a bit depressed, so we tried to cheer him up.
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I know, right? Shit's gross. We started clowning him about how his shit is all dephiled.
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The shitty thing is that that trick burned him. In his drunken stupor, he let slip that now he was syfillitic.
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Said he only did it cause it was an act of charity. Like now he's some kind of "Cock Fillanthropist" or some shit.
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We asked him if he was gonna inphiltrate that shit again, but he got an ego about it...
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Said he fucked up his brand new Fila's running through the mud.
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Hid in a defillade behind the woodpile.
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Talked about how he almost got caught philling the hole, and had to make a quick exphiltration out the back door.
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Got real philthy too, I mean, dude has no philter at ALL,
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Started talking shit about how he had fillandered AJ's girl that one time.
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He had switched to the Miller Lite at that point, said he liked it "Cold-Philtered"
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Anyways, it was fillarious, so we kept plying him with alcohol.
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Started quoting all these Greek dudes; Sofillcles, Fillogenes, Testicles....
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Anyways, after we got him to relax, dude got all fillisophical on us.
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It was a bit out of character, cause usually he's totally a fillogynist.
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Dude started actin really gay, all tryin to fill on all the dudes and shit.
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This one time, we went out to a bachelor party, and he got crazy wasted. All Philled up on rotgut and moonshine.
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Bro's, I gotta tell you this story about my dude, Fill. Shit was weird...
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Noted. Be on the lookout.
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How fillisophical of you. Do you really want the full on "Hal" treatment? http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93436&highlight=halchemy
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Quit gravy-training my funny, get your own.
