I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc.
I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car.
Fuck you deer