If I drive my fast electric R/C I drive it through the windows of my house. The blinds are slightly open, barely letting light in across my face as I wear a pair of aviators and a medium sized t shirt. I drive it carefully as to not flip the car or crash - this way I can remain in my rocking chair behind closed doors without judgement. There's typically a hot plate of bagel bites or hot pockets next to me and a gut buster mountain dew. I don't like when the children watch it zoom down the street. "Stop it", I whisper to myself. They never listen.