Christan (RymerC) loves his place of employment and would be an excellent resource to aim you in the right direction. PM him and he will help you, help you.
My dad used to call guys that do this "Mr. womp-womp" and "chumbawumba's". I used to think he was just an old fuddy-duddy. Now, turning 28, I get pretty annoyed being stuck at a light next to a Mr. Womp-womp.
Heard there was a great career had with the Buckeyes. Playing pro and hauling down the big dough. He's proof you can be anything you want to be. Skinny nerd to pro baller.