In this fairy tale I would approach Mercedes and ask for an E63 AMG. Black on Designo Platinum White Leather w/black stitch. Optioned out, of course. It would be a 2014 shell, a year before they started trying too hard. They would also be asked to find a considerable amount of weight savings without sacrifice to the ride or sound deadening.. And they would custom fit me a manual gearbox to meet my demands because the repercussions might smell for them.