Little Rhett was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up--- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
Little Rhett was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay
cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes,
if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and
make love with him for money.'?
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little Rhett aside to ask
him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said little Rhett, 'He coaches Michigan football, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'