Rustlestiltskin

Fucking kunts.

Father and I sit down to watch soccer game when 12 years old brother come home with his friend, he say "father i have something to say, i am homosex and this is my boyfriend ruslen." my father get up and say he knew from day hes born he was a fairy but dont love him less, he then asked my brother to come and hug him, so he does, instantly my father give him stiff jab to face, he fall down and father start stomping on his testes, then he yell at him "u give me no grandkids so u not need these anyways!" his friend in shock starts crying like woman and run from home. so my brother on ground crying too like sissy when my whore sister come through and ask wut noise then see her brother and she start laugh and call him fairy. i tell all to calm down and i help my brother up, he just run after his friend. i dont know how to feel about this but i will not buy cucumbers anymore from government store.

Love that truck. looked it up on the dealers website. not a bad deal although the mileage is up there

The buick Enclave doesn't look half bad I guess outta that bunch

LOL

Didn't you put blue rope lights down your stairs in your house bc it "looks cool"? LOL

OK INTERNET HARDASS

I highly doubt you would do anything if somebody cut you off Farkas. :gay2::marc::gay2:

Beautiful Kalamari

Have you ever been deployed? Prolly not after seeing how you talk in here. Ladies and gents: In the blue corner we have Greg, our Airmen deskjockey who's only brush of war had been Video games. Deployed once to grovecity for a weekend. In the red corner we have Dover, our combat hardened Iraq war veteran who has seen the ugly side of war and survived. Today's topic: to go to war or Tuck nuts and be a pushover. GO

I always lol hard when ppl from airforce branch complain about being deployed and how they got it rough. Bunch of fuckin penis puffers. Hi Gabe ya lil airman. Teehee

Gave my wife one of these this morning.

I keep all my guns in a 5 foot long box of used condoms. Never have to worry about theft.

Sonny's shooting at the toll booth

ps. you are fucking stupid for hating on godfather part 1 movie. go kill yourself.

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

Yes lulz were had. Thanks guys

lolz at this thread. gettem Cordell!!!

$200?. if not gl with sale.

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Imma watch some youbute vids on this and see if I wanna buy.

LT1 LOL srs though. Sell that car asap since you have a buyer and start off with a LS1 and dont look back.

Ol buddy cordell went to the piercing Pagoda jewelry stand kiosk in the center of the mall for his rings. Got a free ear piercing and birthstone studded earring with them as well.

LOL. Don't worry bro. Johnny Bravo a.k.a "Tilly" has over $20k wrapped up in the engagement ring he got his ex. http://smiliesftw.com/x/inoutugh.gif Had to tilly

I went to jerads. Everything went good when I was there.