Rustlestiltskin

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Unbelievably sexy.

You play stupid games, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES. Family in range rover did the right thing. Put me in his shoes with my wife and twin 1yr old boys and it would look like GTA out on the streets when I would be done.

Wife caught me watching porn the other day and it was an anal scene. She didn't make a big deal about it (just "Oh I don't know how you can watch that stuff. It's so over the top and fake") and even watched a bit with me. Sure enough a few days later she admitted it made her curious and she wanted to try. So she bends over and I ease it only that it smells like shiet once her b-hole starts to open up. Then I pump a few times and it feels like mushing through sludge. We do it only a few minutes before she tells me to stop so I pull out. My cock comes out looking like a fudge pop, shiet is around her butthole, the room smells like shiet, and my boner is dead. Wife is noticeably embarrassed and I made the mistake of having a disgusted look on my face. She immediately notices and says "You know it wasn't gonna be like in the movies right?" I just nod, say its no big deal and shower. However, there's a part of me that doesn't want to believe that was normal. Otherwise I don't see why anal is so great. Cliffs: - Got caught watching anal porn - Wife saw and few days later wanted to try - Did not go over well: room smelled like shiet, dick was a fudge pop, - Wife sees how disgusted I am and says my mind has been warped by anal porn as to what it should be like - I just nod and agree so she isn't embarrassed - Wtf just happened ? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kJZVMZMYtDQ/T_bBrhaCMqI/AAAAAAAAAVE/027aA5zuYW4/s1600/enema+in+all+pose.jpg

I concur with these posts.

What items are you selling out of the house? I'm sure if you list them for sale on CR that ppl would be interested.

Would be a fun ride for sure.

Looks like a Lotus Elise but with a better engine. This thing should be better off priced with brz's and such.

My twin boys(non identical) will be 1 next week and the wife wants one more child before we both get snipped. I'm fine with it as long as its not twins/trips/ or more of girls lol

Bump. Need this gone to get a different pistol.

Jet Covert Tuning Dynamics

A Chrysler Lebaron

Lisense

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Make me an offer. Also to let people know, this shield DOES NOT have the recall problem.

This, played for a few hours last night. Map is HUGE. I've played for a hours and haven't even left the city yet. I've done quite a few missions already and have just done a mission for lector before going to bed.

I'll be there all weekend. I'm running the hot pocket stand near the center of the arena. Stop by and i'll give you guys a free one of your choice.

Gonna be more lisp talk there than a gay pride parade

This, some of you guys are fucked in the head.

I think it would be fun as hell to dress up in armor and and swing around foam swords on a fake battlefield. Shit would be Lulzy.

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Seems about right