TheHaze

There's already an app for that.

http://ve.traetelo.com/images/products/shoes_iaec1129712.jpg

I think I pmed you a while back. I doubt the shirt I ordered will fit me so I'm okay with someone else taking it or Kenny's family keeping the money and the shirt.

I is Guido. http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l17/mikehaze_2006/lulz.jpg

Perhaps you have gastric reflux disease.

I had bronchitis last year and I seriously thought I was having a heart attack or something. My chest felt like something was hitting me hard.

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/GuidoOompa.jpg I'll be one of these douches. I'm Italian and can pull it off perfectly.

I think you and Rick would get along better then you think.

I believe this but if it's something I can't control like a death or something, all I can do is try to move on.

This is my attitude most of the time. If something is going on that I consider negative, I take it head on with a "Let's do this!" mentality. I hate having things to dwell on so I have to handle them right then and there. However, those are just for the things that I can control. If it's something I can't control, I will try to read a fiction book or play some video games.

I'll be "being stupid with friends" while drinking beer and having fun while you wait in line for a free burrito.

Jesus Christ, way to get over-worked just because a few people mention that they can't understand your poor typing. Yes, I guess we're assholes for not being able to read jibberish. Stop getting so defensive and being a fucking dick about it just because someone can't read your post. Is that a question? Anyway, I don't think anyone here cares if he doesn't use proper and perfect English. If someone leaves out capital letters but still maintains sentence structure and I can easily read it, then it's fine. If someone doesn't use any or very few punctuation marks, misspells several words and leaves out details, then of course people are going to question what he's trying to say.

When I see people waiting in line for something like a burrito, I wonder why the minimum wage was raised.

8===D

Think for a minute: is it possible that your butchering of basic language and typing skills actually did not convey the message that you intended it to? Yes, in fact, as I couldn't tell what the fuck actually happened.

Perhaps a brown pulsar?

Do you mean a road race car just to have and do hot laps with or compete with? If competing, it's going to take a LOT more money.

I joined a Facebook group called "Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron".

Make an offer, you jerks!

+1. He represents his ridiculous state perfectly, though.

It would appear that the gravitational pull of that massive black hole is bending light as well.

Well, at least they didn't give up 6 goals tonight.

I thought you said his mom was solely for the sex?!

I'm certain that's what he meant in his inquiry.

I agree and see no mention of it in this thread.