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V8 Beast

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  1. Josh, I'm still hunting and doing research for a new toy. What makes it a poor defensive weapon?
  2. WRONG!!!!! I tried it and got caught jerking off in the elevator! Thanks you ass!!!
  3. Why is this thread 5 pages? The answer of 6000 was posted like 20 times. I used my programmer to set mine at 6100 back in the day. Tranny started slipping later on and I bent a push rod, but that a whole different story. The end result is these cars are wierd and will make you repeatedly pissed off before they make you smile.
  4. Is the valve train in this thing completely upgraded?
  5. My wife had a section and wasnt allowed to do a real workout until she was cleared by a doctor. Metabolism, body changes, etc are different from person to person. If your wife wasnt cut open then you need not try and throw her in for comparison. Ive shown my ass to more people than Jean-Claude Van Damme.
  6. I'm telling J that you're showing everyone pics of your butt on the internet.
  7. Dont you hate it when you bust one inside of a girl and she wont let you watch it leak out!
  8. Or when you shart pudding... and its always the day you decide to go commando and wear shorts.
  9. P&P Performance? Pay for sponsorship if you havnt already or get it out of your sig.. please and thank you.
  10. Dont you hate it when you are taking a shit in the stall with the broken lock and someone walks in on you!
  11. You are going down the elevator and someone gets on from the second floor. Especially when you fart thinking its smooth sailing only to have the elevator unexpectedly stop with one floor left. Now instead of chuckling at the present you left the people on the ground floor you are stuck in it with some lazy ass thats looking at you funny...
  12. Am I too late? Did I miss it?
  13. He has an iphone now. He's better than perfect p.s. Joe is right. Average weight gain is not 40 to 60. Its 25 to 40 with 40 being if the woman was underweight before getting pregnant. My wife gained 50 pounds with my son because of complications. I'm guessing shes the high end number that offsets those girls that only gain 15 pounds.
  14. Masta Ace first picked up a mic when eminem was still getting his diapers changed... Masta Ace is part of the reason Em raps the way he does.
  15. Welcome to the best past time on the internet besides porn.
  16. Get the incredible. I have the luxury of testing phones and the incredible is the best phone verizon has without a keyboard.
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