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Should i seek help since that car has turned me on more than porn?

It hard to make up such elaborate details i think...but it could be true i guess

I think i would fuck her for a nice set of wheels, like mentioned in the other thread i have a thing for preggos

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/215682174.html I have been dating for almost two years now and ive finally decided to post everything about myself upfront to save the both of us time and aggravation. Normally you would find out in due time what i am about to tell you about myself, but i dont have the energy to go through all the dates, bonding and heartache of you leaving when you find out what i am truly like. SO here goes. I am 28, intellegent and have been told by many that i am beautiful. I own my own home, i am employed and independant. I consider myself to be very easy going, i love to laugh and im not materalistic. I love to cook, i enjoy camping, photography, gardeneing and history. I love music, mostly classic rock. I play the acoustic gutiar, i love doing laundry, i have 5 cats which i love to death and i do a dead on impersination of Cartman fron South Park. Behind closed doors, there is another side to me that many dont get to see. I do have some habits and traits that are unnattractive. Here they are in no particular order. -When i fart, ill bend over so i can smell it. I will usually take 2 or 3 smells as i like the smell of my farts. -when i scratch my ass, i smell my finger -Sometimes, no matter how much i wipe my ass, i still get skid marks in my thong or panties. -i pick my nose and eat it. -i have gone up to a month without brushing my teeth. -i have usually wear the same pair of panties for several days until they are crusted yellow in the crotch and they smell like ammonia. -I shower about once a week.(unless im working or have a date) - i let a dog lick my pussy once. -if i drop food on the floor, ill pick it up and eat it. I have also taken food out of my trash can and eaten it. -I used to use my ex roomates vibrator. -I had head lice for seven years and did nothing about it. -When i floss my teeth or pop zits, ill smell what came out. -I like to eat the fat from meat(i.e. steak fat, roast beef fat ect.) I also will eat the grisle and soft bones. - when i masterbate, i like to call myself a dirty slut out loud and i shove a tooth brush down my throat to make myself gag while i climax. -When i havent showered for a week, my arm pits stink like cheeseburgers, and my crotch smells like ammonia,urine and funk. -i usually dont wipe myself after i piss, which is probably the reason why my crotch smells the way i said above. Its probably why i end up with diaper rash between my legs. - i have an obsession with popping zits. i will for hours sit naked infront of a mirror and search my entire body for a zit to pop. And yours too. -I also have terrible acne on my ass - I lie. Alot. About everything. -Im a hypocrite. I will persicute others for something that i secretly do myself. -I have no guilty consious. -I am evil. If you do something to harm me, or even just piss me off, i will do whatever i can to make you miserable. I will stoop to the lowest levels. I will even resort to illegal activities to fuck someone over. -I am twofaced. I will greet you with open arms, and when you walk away, ill tell everyone still standing there that deep dark secret you were stupid enough to share with me. -I have no shame. I would fuck someone in my parents bed, i would snoop through someone elses stuff, i would pick my nose and wipe it on your pillow, i would keep your wallet if i found your purse, i would promise to drive you to see your dying mother and then not show so i could catch an episode of prison break, then lie to you and say my car broke down. - Ill sleep with anyone, and on the first date. -Ill make a promise with no intention of keeping it. So, thats me, in a nutshell. The good, the bad and the ugly. But you know what? I make a mean Spaghetti Sauce.

I think this guide just changed my life:)

I am a fan of the ever so clever rick roll but its getting horrible..im actually scared to click on links on CR now

Idk i thought the fast and the furious movies were Okay but to each his own i imagine..i dont have enough patience for a joke like that

thats some damn fine work.If i could get that kind of connectivity in my garage i would love it.

5.7 so im some where in the middle...nice work

Im going to be there with some friends a little later than 730 maybe around 845 or 9

I have a friend that can sell you one for 400 PM me if your interested No grinds or anything didnt need it after he did hid swap

She is HOT can anyone get me her #

He ****'s the cob webs in the hall http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b134/bjnno1/SMILES/fartinface.gif

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So im a noob i even replied in the other thread

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Mustang 4 lug FR500 & Ponys for sale - $1 (Tomball) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-590608257@craigslist.org Date: 2008-02-28, 10:08PM CST I have a set of FR500 for a fox body mustang and I'm not sure what they go for? So I guess I'll take $200.00 I also have what I was told are ponys $100.00 I need this stuff out of my bedroom, I kicked out my boyfriend after he got me and my mom drunk and had sex with us both. And now both of us are pregnant! We know who the babys daddy is. make this stuff go... or if you are looking for a girlfriend I may give them to you if we hook up. Pam

I miss contra it was like the best game ever

k20's are the motors in the RSX and S2K and the new civic Si if im not mistaken..they are capable of HUGE numbers from a tune alone you can be in the mid 13s, i have seen people do K24 blocks(CRV) on a K20 head and make even bigger numbers because the K24 block can be sleeved out to be bigger than the K20 combustion chambers(they didnt make it that big), but they are fast cars none the less, there is a black civic hatch with orange wheels with a K20 swap

In the end he was saying..it wont go into reverse

Check me out im awesome!!! A craigslist ad i had to share i lol'd

I wish i had these skills

i think im going to steal this idea and use it on my 07 civic, great job

1300 short...

71N and polaris parkway http://www.quakersteakandlube.com/default.asp?fldLocation=columbus