I'll take the concert
Would you rather
Get fucked up the ass by Ron Jeremy 2x a day for a year straight using 80 grit sandpaper as a condom and your blood as lube
Or have a pack of wolves chew your dick, toes, nipples, ears, and asshole off, make a full recovery thru a series of painful surgeries paid for by a fat smelly Mexican and have to become his sex slave for the next 6 months to pay him off.