I can't even imagine what kind of thought sequence could lead you to the above conclusion / pseudo-challenge post, but I firmly believe I am better off that way.   
Carry on.   
P.S. - Have a ball in the FS sections if it tickles your taint to do so; I very likely will have no time in the near future to do anything about it.  I am sure several other evil, mean, bully Mods will take care of it.