DeathSandwich

and i'll be riding like it's my job... http://www.sportrider.com/bikes/2005/2005-yam-r6-01-3.jpg that is all graemlins/thumb.gif

I just won a brand new YZF R6 on the blitz! i don't get it until june 9th, but i'm sooo f'n excited... my heart won't slow down FUCK YEAH!!!!!

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+1 ... i get confused

haha.. some guy there said ... too true

if you are willing to split them up.. i'm interested in the amp

IFURMOM

"you could land a fucking jumbo jet in there" "this is bat country" "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."

BWAHAHAH... i love that movie... "hey farva.. what's the name of that resteraunt you like that has all that goofy shit up on the walls" "you mean shananigans?" "uh ohhhh"

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Wackiness: 66/100 Rationality: 52/100 Constructiveness: 40/100 Leadership: 46/100 You are a WEDF--Wacky Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you a Menace to Society. Well, whether you're actually a menace depends on how you choose to channel your energies. You chew your fingers and have an addictive personality. Properly guided, you can be enormously productive--otherwise you run amok, stir up trouble, and generally have a hell of a good time. To your friends, you are a source of relentless entertainment. You often get into trouble, but you almost always find a way out. You are strangely popular and feed off others' energy. You live hard, seize the day, and although your more sober friends would like to see you settled down, you generally have fewer regrets and better memories than they do. Your tenet is that, at the end of the day, one regrets only what one didn't try. You are right. You could benefit from outside help in balancing your highs and lows. Or perhaps cutting back on the caffeine.

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener. 18) Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle. 19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday. 21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24) Remember drain plug from step 11. 25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug. 27) Drink beer. 28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas. 29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 30) Drink beer. 31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31. 33) Begin cussing fit. 34) Throw stupid crescent wrench. 35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1992) in the left boob. 36) Beer. 37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 38) Beer. 39) Beer. 40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 41) Beer. 42) Lower car from jack stands. 43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil. 44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43. 45) Beer. 46) Test drive car. 47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 48) Car gets impounded. 49) Call loving wife, make bail. 50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts $50.00 DUI $2500.00 Impound fee $75.00 Bail $1500.00 Beer $40.00 Total-- $4165.00 -- But you know the job was done right.

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no words do this justice.. graemlins/puke.gif

tripping daisy... ?-song

a gen 3 rx-7.. like in veritas' avatar

you both have pm's.. this guy has pictures of stuff he's done before, if anyone else needs his number, pm me.

true... but the odds of someone else w/ same year, color, and lack of originality as me being on columbus racing.....

.... those kind of projectors can have dlp too? i thought he was talking about a rear projection tv... i have a sony KP51WS520.. not dlp, but very vivid. and for sound i have an ONKYO 6.1 system.. don't remember the model number. i was looking at dlp's (too expensive for me though) i liked the samsung's most.. they seemed to have the best price/quality ratio

at the begining when peter was naming all the fox shows that have failed... wow.. i couldn't stop laughing

..... is it possible to have multiple people w/ the same username???? my birthday is in october, and i checked my profile.... it says october oh.. and happy birthday

i remembered that jeep17 had posted his info for sirius online, but it wouldn't work.. think it's too old, if someone has a name and pw they wouldn't mind me having, that would be great. tia chris

hahahaha

Ricardo Kazakhstan

yes, still available you have pm ... bump style