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damn. You must be right

Dude, I was trying to forget that. Seriously, what is it with me and the ladies lately... honestly tho, these chicks were cool. Not dykes, lesbians! Id have no problem chilling with em or going boarding with them. they were fooking hilarious. I mean how many times have you been asked to help build a "snow vag" crazy carpet munchers!

Im not sure what to do on new years. I was just hoping to find a hot chick to make out with at midnight.

good call. I usually always search before I post new topics anymore. there are too many post whores on here... like the one im quoting

Wow. The exercise ball back flip is awesome. I want to try that.

Just found this... thought it was pretty cool. Not to pricey either! http://www.combathunting.com/MOSSBERG-MOSSBERG_500A_Tactical_Forearm.html

hahahaha! That pic is hilarious! The this is creepy gap couldnt describe this any better! OH man, good times at the mountain. ALWAYS. I am going to aspen ski and board today to drop off my skis for a tune up and get some warm socks. I am bring the skis next time too. I miss those... but Im loving the board. I just want to do a few runs on the skis so I can follow Joe closer and watch his non sense... maybe cause a little of my own non sense I am thinking of just taking some time off this week. I dont want to be a work and I have no patients the rest of the week. hmmm ? Ok I guess I have to fill peeps in on this cuz it is very funny and totally harmless. So last week when Joe and I went boarding, we started talking to two very hot ladies. They were very cool, both boarded, we had some drinks, the conversation was good, phone numbers were exchanged and blah blah blah.... Welll after a little research was done... We found out that they were lesbos. hahaha. They wernt very obvious about it at all.... anyway.... SOoooo yesterday, we needed to take a break, I went into the bar area first and I grab a table right next to three ladies. 2 of them... freaking hawt (anyone who was there will agree ) so joe moves in to start conversing... I eventually went over and just starting saying ridiculous shit cuz the chick in the white hat was saying out of control shit... well, guess what. After about 30min or so of talking to them they just straight came out with it and told me they like the vagina... not the penis. Joe had a good feeling about this abut I didnt believe him at first. I had to confirm anyway, the group left me, I ended up talking with them for another 30ish minutes and they were shit faced at this point but I convinced them to strap in... not on... and go down the hill a few times. Absolute badass boarders. Anyway, they wanted me to help them construct a "snow vag" not a snowman and at that point I split off and started looking for the group. lol. Good times, and VERY cool girls. I will be video taping for them in the future. We had a long conversation plotting out a porn film we are going to make. I think the title was Recess, involving a milf, school girl, and gym teacher. I was assigned principal. LMAO Wow, im really bored at work. anyway. Note to all... lesbians love snow boarding. Beware.

We will top this. Gots to now that you have made this statement!

Im not sure if it matters to me now as much. The droid seems way more bad ass. The navigation on that thing is incredible

HOly shit that is awesome! I want to be that guy. That looked like a great adventure!

Damn, no random 18 year old chick pic. I has a sad. Those two pitchers of miller lite didnt stand a chance. They were gone in about 15min. that was awesome!!

I always hit the headlights anytime its slightly raining or just not normal conditions. Too many idiots out there and I want them to see me in my big molester van.

Keith... post the other photo... hahahaha Great time yesterday. I am a little sore but not too bad. I thought I would be worse. Maybe it will hit me tomorrow, who knows... or maybe im just a beast and that shit dont phase me!!!! Riiiiight Im thinking of taking a day off this week to hit it again. Chell... where you thinking of going tomorrow ?

Yep, if you just want a home defense weapon get a tactical 12ga and call it a day. Mossberg 500 is what ive got and I love it. Never had any problems with it.

Damn wheez, why for must you be infatuated with my penis. OMFG!!! I just laughed for a good 30 sec out loud at my monitor. That made my night. I think Ill go to bed on that note! YOu kill me cheech

dude you started it Always does

Dude.. the powers are in the sticky mess. Duh, thats the best part. The secret is to swallow and you can has my power! wow this just went tooooo far

My powers can not be shared. Its way too much to give another man. I wouldnt want to put that burden on you. Unless you give a good reach around of course?

Exactly mang, I should of never said that about him. That was waay outta line! .... but so was he

I do what I want... Im sure once someone else saw it, cough cough, it would of been asked to be removed I did the right thing so you quite down!

I moved some shit. Should not of said such things so openly... The few who saw, drop it please and thank you

Nahhh. I gots nothing man. Just rosey palm and her five sisters. There are very familiar, nothing strange about them atall

That shit was hilarious! But dave putting the monies in his mouth and leaning back like a stripper was gonna vag grab it was the best part of my night. So fooking funny.... that and him bouncing bills off the one chick's ass. Wow, good stuff.

Win. That shit was awesome!!

Today was great. I will be sore tomorrow fo sho