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I hope it's better than the hot lemonade I had last time. I like cookies!

Wood, Super or Elmers Glue?

Dude that's funny! Was yours for your County court also? What's funny is it tells you if called not to discuss any details with anyone, even other jurors, wth? I thought there was something called deliberation, Perry Mason you lied.

I remember my first Deer hit. I was coming back from Wal-Mart and had purchased a new set of culinary knives. State Trooper showed up asked if I wanted the deer, said Yes, opened the trunk, opened the knives and the Trooper about wet himself from laughing so hard (cause I had brand new knives). End of story... It's all about the timing

Okay I did my civic duty and registered to vote now I'm paying the price. I received Notice to serve as a Petit Juror for the entire month of January. I have training and they did post-pone it until March but a freakin' month?

I hear ya, plus there's nothing like primal make up sex... D@mn now I gotta go home and start some sh!t to get me some.

Missed that. I thought it was meet at jarvismb's house for popsicles. j/k

Know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one side and then throw it in the pot!

When I load the dishwasher I put the silverware in handle down and my wife puts it in handle up. So I let her load/unload it, no arguing muhahah

Right and pedophiles don't have stock in candy companies...

What more can I say...

I am planning on going and I have a '07 V-Star Silverado 650. I made the Tennesse ride and the moutain on the way down I had balls to the wall and could only push 80 mph but overall she was fun to ride and made me come back for more. Tell you what you go and I'll be there hanging w/ya. I plan on bringing my GPS. Ben (Casper) is a courteous rider and I'll ride with him anytime. We can discuss more in detail send me private message. Overall I think your V-Star will do fine. B

My wife hates the fact that I'm brutually honest. She wants to sugar coat everything and I've taught my two daughters honesty is the best policy but when she pushes my button, game on. I'm in it to win regardless, sad but true.

*hair dryer

I can remember that like it was yesterday, that and the hair inside my boots to dry 'em out. Squish Squish Squish. Good time though! Ben & I learned we can stay upright when the monsoon came by with the car hauler. Praying, braking and have a bowel movement all at the same time. Now that I think about it may be it wasn't water in my boots...

Did you say virgina or vagina? 'cause I can get to one butt not thee udder won

Some neighbors and I are sponsoring a Poker Run for a fellow rider whose ran into some issues. All bikes/riders are welcome. Call with any questions you may have! Poker Run On Behalf of Darren Seagle Date: June 9, 2007 Registration at 12:30pm $10.00 per person 1st Bike out at 1:00pm Place: Start at the Front Row on Broadway Road (Grove City) Map of the route will be handed out at the registration There will be prizes for the best and worst hands 50/50 drawing and Door Prizes available. Please contact: Holly McLaughlin at 614.774.9243 or Bryan Grubb at 614.419.428 with any questions. All Bikes and Riders Welcome! Thx!

Wazzup every1. Just joined and wanted to give a shout out to all my co-worker <Satan>. Keep it straight, keep it fast and keep it moving y'all 8)