Sounds like how Greg starts sucking peckers. Get really drunk, really fast then dicks just start getting shoved in his mouth and he's too drunk to remember it's really gay.
Ah, NASCAR.
and for the triple
I hate poser squids that give the rest of us a bad name. ZOMG I HAVE A GIXXER 1000 ITS SO FAST. Yet they get worn out by cars that trap 115mph.
Prime example: see the Pinks "is it fast?" episode. Fail. Fucking. Fail.
Crotch rockets are for women that can't get laid. Sport bikes on the other hand, and freakin' awesome.
Two wheel road racing > four wheel road racing.
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