Ok, this will be a bit odd but I'm running out of time. I'm in need of something for my wife's brother's birthday on the 8th. First off, he is a drummer for a Death Metal band (or three) and has been rated as one of the top 100 drummers of all time. To put this into some perspective, the last few gifts I have bought him were an infant casket from the 1950's and filled it with bottles of liquor, the Anarchists Cookbook (original printing), an Evil Skull wienie roaster for the grill. I need something along these lines, and something I can get into my hands pretty quick. Get to thinking evil and let me know what you come up with.