SRTurbo04

Well, ol Cultured Paul's at it again. He's just sat down on his bucket chair and started reading them fancy CR forums on his 96' Gateway com-pu-tair. He had just come from the keetchen where he threw last night's leftover corn slop in the chitlins trolly. Now, back at the puter station he's discovered a thread about BALLROOM dancing. Paul's made a gay joke, and, he's laughin like Boss Hogg hisself; even the chitlins are squeelin long with.

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"We've all heard the quote 'As funny as a barrel of Monkeys' but what about 'a bucket of Paul's'? Well, that's a whole different story".