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  1. I will never forget stopping for gas at the Speedway next to Iron Pony with gsxr750girl and ross, some random guy was asking us about our bikes. Couple real general "I love me some sportbikes, dawg" statements, then the gem "y'all ever get into them 'busa's? I want to buy a bike and want to get me one of them..." Nevermind this dude was pushing 300 pounds, backwards hat with skull cap, the whole bit.

    I thought I was going to piss myself laughing.

    something wrong with a 300+ lb person with a hat turned backwards n a skull cap riding a busa there Chachi? Hell I can even throw in a Eagle HD tat if it makes ya feel better..

  2. i'm still laughing.. But i did just get done watching the movie Friday...

    I think the late n great Sammy said it best...

    I'm like anyone else on this planet -- I'm very moved by world hunger. I see the same commercials, with those little kids, starving, and very depressed. I watch those kids and I go, 'Fuck, I know the FILM crew could give this kid a sandwich!' There's a director five feet away going, 'DON'T FEED HIM YET! GET THAT SANDWICH OUTTA HERE! IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS HE LOOKS HUNGRY!!!' But I'm not trying to make fun of world hunger. Matter of fact, I think I have the answer. You want to stop world hunger? Stop sending these people food. Don't send these people another bite, folks. You want to send them something, you want to help? Send them U-Hauls. Send them U-Hauls, some luggage, send them a guy out there who says, 'Hey, we been driving out here every day with your food, for, like, the last thirty or forty years, and we were driving out here today across the desert, and it occurred to us that there wouldn't BE world hunger, if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR SHIT, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, ASSHOLES!

  3. As a landlord myself, your LL must give you advanced notice of their intent to enter the premises for non emergency reasons. The eviction process is such a pain in the ass that most LLs only use it as a last resort.

    So in summary, if you're a redneck fucktard that likes to work with fuel lines and removing gas tanks from your car while in the presence of open flames, don't use kerosene. If you have ANY common sense, you will be fine.

    ohh i can play...

    "We had been using the kerosene heater to heat the shop, but a gasoline leak developed on one of the vehicles, and when the vapors reached the heater it ignited,” he said.
    MUSKEGON TOWNSHIP — A Muskegon Township man was unharmed in a Tuesday garage fire that started when gasoline fumes were ignited by a kerosene heater.

    You do realize that the liquid gasoline is not very flammable and only possible for the surface to light. It's the vapor/fumes that are very dangerous..

    Hell you car doesn't even "burn" liquid gasoline. Your car ignites the fumes and this causes the rest of the liquid to evaporate.

    My buddy's garage/shop caught on fire when a 70 442 W-30 Cutlass was parked inside and had a slight leaking fuel line he didn't know about. He opened the shop, turned on the heater that was 15 ft from the car and poof.. up in flames..

    But hey you want to chance your family's safety, go right ahead redneck..:rolleyes:

  4. NEVER use a kerosene heater in a garage if you plan on putting vehicles in it. My friend lost 3 vehicles at his business by having those round heaters inside. The gas vapor will ignite.. Here is what i am talking about.. http://www.texas-fire.com/2009/12/03/gasoline-leak-ignited-by-kerosene-heater/

    http://articles.mcall.com/2001-03-28/news/3339609_1_kerosene-heater-smoke-damage-john-smith

    http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2008/11/man_escapes_fire_that_damages.html

  5. Sam may be off a bit everyday, did i say that outloud? Need a Time Frame for this coming Saturday ppl! i know the place, i know what to bring (sheepskins for sams place right?) just need a time. i should probably go to cridersville this week some day and pick up pads for the back and some fluids, hell might as well change the oil in the bike while im at it huh. DAMN you brother your costing me an arm and a leg here on this bike! FS: 03 GSX-R Alstare 4K miles +/- 100 6k firm as is seen in picture!

    go to Lima and get your shit.. Make sure you get antifreeze there.. It's called liquid performance... It's better than engine ice and cheaper. You will need 2 containers.. also bring about 3 or 4 gal of distilled water... HAS TO BE DISTILLED...

  6. Yeah.... You're right.....

    Their service record is atrocious ;)

    ya got me there. ..:D

    "In some vehicles, airbag inflators can produce over-pressurization of the driver's [front] airbag inflator mechanism during airbag deployment," the release said. "If an affected inflator deploys, the increased internal pressure may cause the inflator casing to rupture. Metal fragments could pass through the cloth airbag cushion material, possibly causing an injury or fatality to vehicle occupants."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv9VgA-UDNY

  7. 120 mill

    5 million = get my brother a hooker and not blow

    5 million = get my brother some blow and not hookers

    5 million = on my little ponies

    5 million = on a 1mph faster street legal mustang just to prove a point

    25 million = get my brother anything not yet mentioned

    5 million = cancer research foundations (good cause and tax write offs)

    50 million = in my underwear drawer (big ass dresser)

    20 million = get my brother so many houses/cars/bikes/more hookers/more blow

    any questions?

    Fixed It for ya...

    Me? Buy every last fucker in the US a map to shut this ho up... :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

  8. We're the ones your brother did his best Pete Rose imitation on the 'Busa with ;)

    Some of us has not yet mastered the off road yet...:D

    nope not yet, being a lazy ass!!!! ill try to get him to come over sometime with me and help me fix them.

    Poor bike.... You act like it is a Honda for christ sakes... :rolleyes:

    You guys still need to find a weekend to work on your bikes.. I think I got most of Sam's problems solved by ripping my bike apart before it was carted off..

  9. Bike Loaded and ready to go by by...

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    And gone it is..

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    The funny thing is I almost wrecked driving it onto the rollback. The whole bed was covered in oil. Now get this.. He straps the back by the rim and the front by the risers... He then went to Kenton to get a car..

    Umm how ya going to do that I asked him? He goes like normal I will tilt it down and load it with the bike on there... As I got in my truck I laughed and said good luck...:D

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