Gump Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 "Left" and "Right": A little Bible study. Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on theright'(Matthew 25:33). Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do itfrom the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boatwith fish. John 21:6 (NIV) He said, "Throw your net on the rightside of the boat and you will find some." When they did, theywere unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish." Origin of Left & Right... I have oftenwondered why it is that Conservatives are called the"right" and Liberals are called the "left". By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right,but the heart of the fool to the left." Thus sayeth theLord. Amen. It surely can't get any simpler than that. Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American...........I Can The last four letters in Republican........I Can The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats End of lesson. Test to follow on November 6, 2014. Remember, November 2014 is to be set aside as rodent removalmonth. Please help to achieve that goal! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smccrory Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Noooo, this can't possibly be troll bait... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Left and right refer to the sides of the aisle they sit in the Senate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Jesus Christ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAC Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Can we please have more than two parties of idiots? Further division may make them less harmful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 I thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 It's not even winter yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drc32-0 Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 If you're looking for God in politics,good luck.politicians are the personification of Satan.It was religious and secular politicians that had Christ crucified.Nothing has changed,except maybe Satan leans a little more right these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 I thought god had Christ crucified? Unless an all-powerful being that knows everything that will ever happen just didn't see that shit coming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 I thought god had Christ crucified? Unless an all-powerful being that knows everything that will ever happen just didn't see that shit coming...Yes he crucified himself to appease himself for everything he knew his creations would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAC Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 It's not even winter yetI think it's the Christ trolling pre-season. You can ignore this until the playoffs later in the fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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