Strictly Street Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) A West Yorkshire firm is selling what it claims to be the world's first zombie proof log cabin.Leeds-based Tiger Log Cabins is offering a 10 year anti-zombie guarantee with its ZFC-1, Zombie Fortification Cabin. The structure consists of three connected buildings and its featured qualities add up to a personal log fortress. It comes with reinforced slit windows, walls and doors, a barbed-wire surround, an escape hatch, and a living room with Xbox, TV and sound system. It also features an arsenal storage unit to secure your anti-zombie weaponry and an upper deck with a full view all around so you can keep an eye out for the oncoming hordes. "Please note - we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee," warn the makers. http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/British_firm_offers_zombie-proof_log_cabin *Weapons not included Edited October 21, 2014 by Strictly Street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 If it can't hold enough food for 10 years, you've got to go out...and that's when you're dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Surround house with treadmills./zombieproof/thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 What if a burning zombie leans up against the side of it? Log fortresses still burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 yah, looks highly flammable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 If it can't hold enough food for 10 years, you've got to go out...and that's when you're dead. Can you eat zombies? I mean, they're already dead so it's not murder. Technically, I suppose it would be cannibalism…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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