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A West Yorkshire firm is selling what it claims to be the world's first zombie proof log cabin.

Leeds-based Tiger Log Cabins is offering a 10 year anti-zombie guarantee with its ZFC-1, Zombie Fortification Cabin.

 

The structure consists of three connected buildings and its featured qualities add up to a personal log fortress.

 

It comes with reinforced slit windows, walls and doors, a barbed-wire surround, an escape hatch, and a living room with Xbox, TV and sound system.

 

It also features an arsenal storage unit to secure your anti-zombie weaponry and an upper deck with a full view all around so you can keep an eye out for the oncoming hordes.

 

"Please note - we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee," warn the makers.

 

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/British_firm_offers_zombie-proof_log_cabin

 

 

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*Weapons not included

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If it can't hold enough food for 10 years, you've got to go out...and that's when you're dead.

 

Can you eat zombies?  I mean, they're already dead so it's not murder.  Technically, I suppose it would be cannibalism….

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