Guest RJ1074 Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 http://www.dolphinsex.org/ A few highlights include: They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex? What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me? WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city. graemlins/wtf.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/puke.gifgraemlins/eek2.gifgraemlins/burnout02.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jonnygts Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 umm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 That's retarded. graemlins/nonono.gif How did you find that page? Were you searching for 12"ers online? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 That is WAY fucked up. graemlins/wtf.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nixon Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. 2: That's retarded. graemlins/nonono.gif How did you find that page? Were you searching for 12"ers online? LOL graemlins/gay.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Wow, that was posted a long time ago, and is still fucking nasty. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest RJ1074 Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. 2: That's retarded. graemlins/nonono.gif How did you find that page? Were you searching for 12"ers online?Actually I am writing a report on dolphins, and I typed in "dolphin disease" graemlins/finger.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 ok, I'm deffinately NOT going to click on that link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohio_wookie Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 holly fuck, theres also instructions on fucking geese too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony_K Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Originally posted by whats UPS: holly fuck, theres also instructions on fucking geese too. lol!! This whole thread is disturbing... graemlins/thumb.gif not gonna click on the link - would like to keep my job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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