burgels Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evl Mdgt Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 That is SO wrong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 that was fucking great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Buwhahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GSRchick714 Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 haha, wow....I'm glad that wouldn't work with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 now THAT WAS FUNNY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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