Chad is Dead Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 I bought a bear and then I bought it little bear wings so it could try to fly. But it turns out that the bear was to heavey for the little bear wings so I had to buy the xtra large bear wings. After that he could fly, but only for 17 seconds so he was completely fucked if he went up for 17 seconds because he would fall really far. He had to learn to go up 9 seconds and then down 8 seconds so therefore he would only fall one second and we all know that falling for one second is not fuckin hard at all. He got used to flying and shit and then I sold him to the government who then killed him because flying bears would fuck w/ americans minds. I got 75 bucks out of the deal and bought 4 cats. i hate cats and decided to super glue there paws to the top of my car. So then when I was out driving everyone would look over at me and laugh thinkin i had fake cats on my car. Little did they know that the cats were real and they were shitting themselves. Oh how I love to fool people. So when I got bored of driving around I took the car to a carwash and sent it through w/ the cats on top. Man were they pissed afterwards. It was soooo amusing though. You should all try it. I've always wanted a dinasour but there extinct which kind of sucks because now I cant have one even thought I've always wanted one. I think a t-rex would be to mean for me. I want one of those long necked vegetarian dinasours. So then he could eat leaves in Africa before giraffes could eat them and then we could all laugh at the giraffes as they slowly die and become extinct. Ok bye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 alright then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 The reason that dinosaurs are extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 i would had keep the bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbirdchick Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 that is some funny stuff right there, did you mix your crack with the acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 LOL - that was hilarious. Especially the part about the cats on the roof of the car. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catmel Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 All I have to say is wtf? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 Their They're There graemlins/doh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted December 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 that was weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Chad: that was weirdHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MlnknprkrM Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 Wtf...read about the first few lines and decided to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 good shit smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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