old dirty bastard Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Touche salesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 AHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 graemlins/lol.gif Seems to be the truth sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 ^^ LMFAO ^^ now that's some funny shit right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 lol. thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rperry74 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 I am going to print that one for my store manager. He seems to exemplify the last two equations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 D-O-I-N-G-B-I-T-C-H-W-O-R-K 4+15+9+14+7+2+9+20+3+8+23+15+18+11= 158% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 that is some good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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