zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 With the obvious popularity of the word association thread, I thought I'd introduce this here.The purpose is to make a wish, but have the next poster grant it, but corrupt it (eg. poster1: I wish my feet had jet engines in them, poster2: granted, but you can't turn them off). He in turn can make a new wish.I'll start:I wish my bike would never get a scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 It wont get a scratch but it will get a scrape (not serious, I wouldn't wish that on anyone) cept for a squid I wish that it would be nice weather this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you will be called into work both days from morning till night and can't enjoy any of it.I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 no work on sunday's but most likely saturday if its nice ____________________________________granted but FAA fines you for not having your pilots license and improper lighting I wish I wasn't wasting my time in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but your now wasting your time watching gay pornI wish I had a money tree growing in my yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but you just ran out of toilet paperI wish I'd win the lottery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonkerS Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Wish granted, but you'll blow all of your money on STD ridden, toothless hookers and become the laughing stock of any community you're a part of.I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted but you're the one that get's forgotten about and sits to get stale in the back of the fridge until you're discovered and thrown out years later.I wish I didn't have to go to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but only because you got fired. i wish i my bike was completed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 P.S. i did start a monster with the Word Ass. thread. is it the longest thread in the history of ohioriders.net yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but it was stolen the day after it was finished.I wish Adams bike had a full tank of gas for my get away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but the battery was dead.I wish I was a little bit taller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but now you hit your head one everything you pass under.I wish i had a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but the engine takes a crap your first ride out.I wish there were no speed limits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but there are now no paved roads either (like the good ol days)I wish my bank account was full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you lose your MAC cardI wish I had a new house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but it's an outhouse.I wish I had another cup of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted....but when you add the creamer, it's curdled, that was the last cup, and you end up spilling it on your shirt making you late for work.....(guess how my day started)I wish for all this bad luck to phucking stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, now all the bad people and the people you don't like get all the good luck and you have to work for them.I wish I had some breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but it's two weeks oldI wish I didn't have a nice cage to get my happy ass to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but instead its a crap ass bicycle with flat tyres, and its raining outside and ur late for work. i wish never had to grow up and could be a toy-r-us kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you're a toys-r-us kid at the neverland ranch with MJI wish I had a ducati 848 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Edit: whodey beat me to it...granted, but michael jackson lives on your street...I wish it wouldn't rain for my grad party... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but it snowed 12"s i wish my yard was mowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted.....but the guy who mowed it cut it too short, killing the grass, while your neighbors have filed a class action suite against you for lowering their property values.I wish I wasn't so damn bitter today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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