kawi kid Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted now you can pedal around with all the other amish kids.i wish my lunch wasnt about over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted... But now you are stuck in the lunch room with a fat smelly lady who hasnt shaved her arm pits or showered in month and she thinks you are cute...I wish my bike had a fresh paint job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but it attracts fat smelly lady out of the lunch room with me and on the back of yours i wish i sounded better singing kareeoke(sp?) at the bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, you simply drink more!I wish I could go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolblue Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but you get to sleep with the fat smelly lady who hasnt shaved her arm pits or showered in month(as mentioned above)I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 GRanted, but you have to go to the proctologist instead! I wish I had an unlimited simply of Patron on every friday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you also must eat unlimited supply of tacos before patronI wish my parents hadn't blocked BET when I was a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you also must eat unlimited supply of tacos before patronI wish my parents hadn't blocked BET when I was a kidGRANTED......But now you've grown up to be a Milli Vanilli wannabe!I wish there weren't 2 yahoos running for President this year!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but now I'm running also so now there's 3 yahoosI wish it were 7pm already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but you left the kill switch on your bike off and can't figure out why it won't start so you can't get home...I wish I got OT everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted! Now you get so much OT, you have no personal time to spend it because you are either at work, or so tired, you can't do Jack.I wish I could remember half the shit I forgot, so that work would be a bit easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myzon26 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted except now there is an lcd in every toilet stall you visit showing you every shit you take so you will never forget one againi wish i had a bigger house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but its a prison and your cell mates like to have their way with you every night.i wish coshocton had more interesting stuff to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but now you live in SiberiaI wish I had something cool to do tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but now it's tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but now it's tomorrowAnnnndddddd......... FAIL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I wish NinjaNick would post in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but now you're Hillary Clinton.I wish I would win the lottery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but its Shirley Jackson's Lottery. http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lotry.htmlI wish I was done with grad school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, you have now graduated from the john holmes fluffer u.I wish I was a little bit taller.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, you have now graduated from the john holmes fluffer u.I wish I was a little bit taller..GRANTED, but each inch you grow vertically is deducted off your penis size.....so now you're a negative! I wish to be a hetero porn star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but you're stuck with sloppy seconds after the donkey show in Tiajuna.I wish I could sleep more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted but it's because you're in a coma.I wish it wouldn't rain at all this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, it's gonna snow nowI wish I had a nicer car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Done, but the nicer car just got stolen by a 14 yo punk and he ran a red light and it is now totaled. I wish I could see my hot co worker naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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