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Granted, but you get to sleep with the fat smelly lady who hasnt shaved her arm pits or showered in month(as mentioned above)

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist this afternoon

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granted, but you also must eat unlimited supply of tacos before patron

I wish my parents hadn't blocked BET when I was a kid

GRANTED......But now you've grown up to be a Milli Vanilli wannabe!

I wish there weren't 2 yahoos running for President this year!!! :rolleyes:

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granted, you have now graduated from the john holmes fluffer u.

I wish I was a little bit taller..

GRANTED, but each inch you grow vertically is deducted off your penis size.....so now you're a negative! :lol:

I wish to be a hetero porn star! :D

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