EagleCock Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you're still saltyI wish it was 5pm so I could leave work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but when u get home u find ur wife with another man.i wish i was the other man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but your only out on work release and now have to report back to prison I wish I never had to do laundry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but only because you don't have any clothesI wish I had a better bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but it has a basket with pretty pink flowers and plays the My Little Pony song when ever it moves.I wish I was on vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted.....but now you have to go to work naked, plus there's a detour through Gerbil Village, and they are all horny for a dude on a bike.....I wish I didn't have to be at work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but your new job is a fluffer for Ron JeremyI wish I were drunk right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but u meet a smoking hott girl. and u cant get ur dick up.i wish i could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but you die when you land.I wish it wasn't so humid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but now it's raining menI wish for a chicken sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but ur in the the artic circle and ur nakie. i wish i could take a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but you wake up to Elton John serenading you.I wish I had air conditioning at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but u just got sent out side to pick up trash all day.i wish i had my very own road course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but it's covered with rusty nailsI wish my work was done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted. You're firedI wish I could read minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but only Michele Jacksons and R Kelleys.I wish i could grant wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but only ones pertaining to Harley Davidson'sI wish my bike was paid off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you bought an 883 sportsteri wish i was a rock star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but your boy GeorgeI wish I could control the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted.....but only in the Sahara, and you decide between hot, and hotter.I wish this Phucking headache would just go away!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but you hemrhoids are flaring upI wish i was dating kelly preston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted, but she just broke up with Tommy Lee, and it'll be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.I wish I had a more clever wish.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but you'll never get laid again.I wish this didn't require so much thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but you'll never get laid again. AKA Married!Granted....90% of your brain has been removed, hair colored blonde, and a great big boob job.....I wish Satan a Happy Birthday on Monday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but he'll have to report to work at 12:00am Tuesday for R-19 conversion ()I wish I made more money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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