SchmuckGirl Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted but your burrito contains salmonella and you become violently ill.I wish I could teleport at will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but the only places u can teleport to are strip clubsi wish i was at a strip club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 (shit's weak, sending me to the strip club isn't so bad.)Granted but the only strippers are 300+ pounds and they think you are so cute.I wish i had something better to do than waste time online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, but the only thing better you have to do is test enemasI wish I could rip a phonebook with my bare hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 GRanted but all the roids shrunk your pen15 to 3 inches.I wish I had a new motorcicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but it's a HD SportsterI wish I was Teleporting with Schmuckgirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 (i can easily sell a sportster!)Granted, but the teleporter is a port o pot and everytime you teleport, the shit and piss flies everywhere all over you two!I wish i actually had three wishes from a hot jeanie in a lamp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted but the GENIE has a serious hearing problem and you never get what you wantI wish I wasn't in a port-a-potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, but now you're a quadriplegic, without a frontal lobe, and cannot make wishes...I wish turtles ruled the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but you are grass and they eat only grass now.i wish it wouldnt rain so i could watch the indians and reds tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but your powers goes out (insert nelson laugh here)I wish I had a new cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but someone at work put laxitives in your coffee so you are stuck at a dirty gas station with explosive diarrhea and everytime you go to get up your asshole starts spraying out more coffee like stool!I wish I was at whodey's house with courtney. GRANTED.......But he comes home so now it's a threesome......Then Courtney leaves.....So now it's a twosome!! I wish I could now gouge my mind's eye!!! **Oooops....Wrong page....FAIL! Way to pick me up Kawi Kid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but its one of the cell phones used in the dukes of hazzard episodes.i wish people would stop bothering me so i could go home from work early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonkerS Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but on your way home you decide to pick up a hooker. Unfortunately for you, the hooker is an undercover cop and you spend the night in jail and receive a hefty fine...I wish I could fly a fighter jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but its for a third world country so its just a cardboard box they strap wheels onto and push you off a cliff.i wish i had a million dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, but you must listed to the barenaked ladies song "if a had a million dollars" 24hrs a day for 10 yearsI wish this pb&j sandwich was a steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but its actually cow staning on a piece of bread with the other piece of bread on its headi wish i got a lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonkerS Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but it's actually a "tube steak" with added protein supplement...if you catch my drift. I wish that the next person wouldn't corrupt this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 not granted, your wish is fucked.I wish my lunch was already heated and in front of me chewing itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, you lunch is a coyote in heat, that just got caught in a trap...I wish i had ANOTHER A&W cheeseburger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted you are the Jared for A&W except you get fatter and fatter...I wish I didn't have to work so long today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, go home, you're firedI wish I was a little bit taller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but your dick gets shorter.I wish you guys weren't so gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, we cut off Dustin's legs and duct taped them to yoursI wish for a dry ride home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, but you have 2 flat tiresi wish i was dating a model.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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