Disclaimer Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but I know better than that.I wish I wasn't so full of useless knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted, but now you are only full of $hit! I wish I weren't surrounded by idiotic users all phucking day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, Mail me your computer, but please remove all the tranny/gay porn firstI wish I wasn't so tired all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted now you sleep 20 hours a day and live in a box under the interstate because you don't work.I wish work wasn't so busy right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted! but now your company shuts down and your sleeping 20 hrs under a bridge with some other OR.net hoboI wish I had a bigger box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, you've now moved into a luxurios refridgerator boxI wish I was a baller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted! but now your whodey and cursed with not being able to find white shoes, so all the other ballers laugh at youI wish I could laugh at the ballers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted! Unfortunately, you laughed at a baller who now calls you "Ben Dover".I wish users/programmers would quit having meetings in my office..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted! you've been moved from an office to a cube farm!I wish I knew what to wish for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 you now know what to wish for, but lose the ability to speak.I wish these people would quit stopping by, preventing me from being a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, nobody ever stops by agin and you live a life of complete solitudeI wish this gum wasn't stuck to the bottom of my shoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, now you're chewing the gum you stepped on.I wish I had plans tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Granted, your plans now consist of washing NinjaNicks under garmetsI wish I could stop time whenever I felt like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Granted, your plans now consist of washing NinjaNicks under garmetsI wish I could stop time whenever I felt like itGranted......But you've stopped it when you were on the date with that one REALLY ugly chick!!I wish I'd never opened Magley's stupid fuckin' "model"/Rick Astin link!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 granted but it was cuz your computer crashed and its going to cost bunches to fix!i wish i was more awake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 granted but upon awakening further you'll come to find you manhood has become a mangina and that you have the urge to knitI wish i was not so hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 granted, but now you are thirstyI wish I were at a carnival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted, but your there because your a Carnie!I wish for a dry ride home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleaner Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted, but your there because your a Carnie!I wish for a dry ride home.Granted, but on your next ride you'll get soaked.I wish I can afford a PC III by the end of the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted! but it'll be the summer of 2029I wish I had an umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted but you only get a cocktail umbrella in a monsoon.I wish my truck wasnt broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted but now your bike is.I still wish ASK would hurry up and get my ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted but now your bike is.I still wish ASK would hurry up and get my ninja.The funny part the bike is sort of broke HAHAHAHAHGranted but when you go to pick it up, its an actual ninja and before you know it he cuts open your stomach with a quick flick of his Katana ( no pun intended) and uses your entrails to strangle you.I wish i had a new Kawasaki ZX10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted June 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted, but now the 10 stands for 100 and you are riding what looks to the equalivant of a pocket bike and only putting 13.5 hp to the ground.I wish it wasn't raining today and I was out riding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Granted the sun is out but you have to work late because it's Monday.I wish I was on a boat right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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