zerocrash Posted July 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 i wish i had an endless supply of redbullGranted, and now you've developed a constant nervous twitch and diabetesI wish all my bikes were as cool as just 1 Kawi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted, you have 1 small piece of plastic from a Hayabusa I wish I could sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted but now u never wake up.Wish i got paid to not work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted......now "your fired".....I wish I would never age....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted......now "your fired".....I wish I would never age.......GRANTED.......'cause you're now Gary ColemanI wish YT to discover the "joys" of marriage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted, and they end up with eleventeen childrens with cereals and no milks, kool aid and no sugar.I wish that stupid people would quit breeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_SV650 Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted, but now there are no dumb people to make everyone else look smart...I wish could back to sleep for a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 granted, but you sleep through your alarm, get to work late, then have to stand in your bosses office having him chew your ass while the window cleaners make lots of noise.....I wish I could stop quoting movies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted, now you quote gay porn to all your friends.I wish I had a track bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 (how'd you know about my lesbian porn collection?)granted, but all the tracks are closed.I wish I had x-ray vision and all day to walk around campus..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted but the X ray vision only works on guys and really fat ugly chicks.I wish i didnt just eat a pound of honey ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted, you just ate Flounders 3 inches of farm animal pumping cock instead.....and you're looking for more.I wish I owned a track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted but its a slot track with all Dale Jr carsI wish i didnt have such a large cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 granted, now your rooster is too short to impregnate your hens. (?)I wish I weren't such an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 granted, you're now a dick (but your old personna is just around the corner). HA!I wish there was no such thing as NASCAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 granted, but the next big thing is golf..i wish i had a magical taint.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted hermaphrodite.I wish i had more things to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 RETRACTED BECAUSE I WAS TOO SLOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted hermaphrodite.I wish i had more things to wish for.You now have everything, which includes nothing........I wish I was drunk now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 granted, but the only drink that gets you drunk is little boys' urineI wish I had a shark with a lzer beam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted but you dont get sharks you get mutated bass with bad tempers and lasers.I wish i was in a zombie filled city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 granted, but you seem to be in Ashland, OH.I wish I had more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted, you know have all the time in the world stick in a steel box with one breathing holeI wish i was kicking the box redbarron was stuck in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted, but you are kicking it from the inside.I wish you guys weren't so gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted, now you are questioning your sexuality.I wish there weren't so many haters here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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